Explaining Your Sprinkled or Soaked Pants-Urinal Grief

So here's another dilemma - you sashay into the men's room and use the urinal - doesn't matter which one, any of them will do. . .you flush when finished and much to your surprised there's an air back up in the pipes which douses your pants and shoes with water as it flushes - now, here's the dilemma - you walk out of the restroom to meet your wife and family and friends and you have this more-than-conspicuous drench mark all over the front of your pants - how do you explain that????

Shall We Cry?

I don't know about anyone else, but from time to time I indulge myself in a good crying session; you know, after things build up and you just can't look up to see bottom and it seems like there's nothing you can really do? Or am I the only one that feels that way? I'd like to hear from someone. . .